So, Roland Emmerich recently announced that Independence Day 2 is in the works. Even though I was only in the movie for, like, 5 minutes, I've been inundated with questions about this. But honestly, I found out when everyone else did.

The real answer is - No, no one has called me about it and I'm really not sure what I would say if they did.

But that is such a boring response.

So, I've come up with some alternatives.

• I'm not sure if I can do the movie because I can't find my high-wasted short-shorts.
• Didn't I die in Independence Day? A lot of people died, wasn't I one of them? I really have to watch it again.
• Can I play an alien?
• I'm not sure I remember how to act anymore. Is it still just pretending?
• Why? Is Zooey Deschanel not available?
• I'll do it if it's specified in my contract that I get to make out with Andrew Keegan again and/or I can keep the winnebago.

I think I'll stick to being a writer.

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